You must be kidding
I've got poemophobia
The right side of my brain isn't functioning
I forgot how to write!
Something smells...it must of been you!
I've got a headache.
I'm allergic to paper.
I've only got a 3 second memory!
My pencil's on strike!
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?