You must be kidding
My bar blisters hurt and one popped
I've only got a three second memory
My pencil is not sharp and I don't have a sharpener
I'm getting to distracted because people are talking
My arm really hurts!
I forgot how to write
My eyes really hurt
I can't really be bothered
Time's up? Uh oh!
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
You like it? Really? No kidding.
Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?